1. GOLU har roz maths teacher ko phone lagata H
Tcher ki wife:Kitni baar kaha wo mar gaye hai,baar-2 phone Q karte ho
GOLU: sun ke accha lagta hai
Tcher ki wife:Kitni baar kaha wo mar gaye hai,baar-2 phone Q karte ho
GOLU: sun ke accha lagta hai
2. Kash aap bakri hote.
hum aapko ghaas khilate.
or jor jor se aapke singh hilate.
or poochte ki SMS kon karega tum ya mai
or aap pyar se kehete
mai....mai...mai
hum aapko ghaas khilate.
or jor jor se aapke singh hilate.
or poochte ki SMS kon karega tum ya mai
or aap pyar se kehete
mai....mai...mai
3.
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
4.
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
5. Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!
6. Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen, unme se ek pizza kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the
7. Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
8. Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
9.Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
10, Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
11. Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
12. Aap pe kurbaan hmari Yaari hai, hanske mar jaane ki Tayyari hai,
Yeh silsila na khatam ho humaari Dosti ka, humne to yaad kar liya ab aapki Baari hai. 6
Yeh silsila na khatam ho humaari Dosti ka, humne to yaad kar liya ab aapki Baari hai. 6
13. Rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge,
Har pal aapko hasayenge-satayenge,
Pata hai aapko to fursat nahi yaad karne ki,
Hum hi msg kr-kr ke apni yaad dilayenge.
Har pal aapko hasayenge-satayenge,
Pata hai aapko to fursat nahi yaad karne ki,
Hum hi msg kr-kr ke apni yaad dilayenge.
14. Har khomoshi mein ek baat hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek yaad hoti hai,
Aapko pata ho ya na ho par aapki khushi k liye roz fariyad hoti hai
Har dil mein ek yaad hoti hai,
Aapko pata ho ya na ho par aapki khushi k liye roz fariyad hoti hai
15.
We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.
16 We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.
17. Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh
18. Aanken band kar bhi,
hum tera deedar karte hain,
Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.
Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,
Saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.
Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa, tujehe yaad karta hoon,
Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon.
hum tera deedar karte hain,
Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.
Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,
Saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.
Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa, tujehe yaad karta hoon,
Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon.
19. Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna..
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna..
20. Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !
