1. Hum Yaad Tumhe To Krte H Tum Yaad Hume B Kr lena
Aaj Agar Hum Mil na sake 1 Roz To Hum Ko Milna H
Ye Soch K Apne Seene Me arman wafa k Bhar lena
Aaj Agar Hum Mil na sake 1 Roz To Hum Ko Milna H
Ye Soch K Apne Seene Me arman wafa k Bhar lena
2. Wo waqt wo lamhe ajeeb honge duniya me hum v khush naseeb honge door se jab itna yaad karte Hain aapko kya hoga jab hum tum kareeb honge.
3. Hum to pahle se hi aapke Apne Hai,
Kya zarurat hai hume Aazmane ki,
Yaad na karo to koi Gum nahi,
Par khwahish na karna kabhi bhool jane ki.
Kya zarurat hai hume Aazmane ki,
Yaad na karo to koi Gum nahi,
Par khwahish na karna kabhi bhool jane ki.
4. Hum duniya se Nahi Mahfil se darte he
Jamane se nahi apne Aap se darte he
U to bahut kuch khoya Humne
N jane kyo aapko khone se darte Hai.!
Jamane se nahi apne Aap se darte he
U to bahut kuch khoya Humne
N jane kyo aapko khone se darte Hai.!
5. What a married man says after years of marriage-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding:)
she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding:)
she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her
6. Jugnu ki tarah Chamakne ki zrurt kya H
Apni parchhai badalne ki zrurt kya H
Tujhe chandni khud jhuk k slam krti H
To itna sawarne ki zrurt kya H
Apni parchhai badalne ki zrurt kya H
Tujhe chandni khud jhuk k slam krti H
To itna sawarne ki zrurt kya H
7. Aaj kal ki dunia me
sharif
Smart
sachay
decent
or pyare
dost milna bahut muskil he
Me abhi tak heran hu
Ki
tum Logo ne Mujhe Dhund kese Lia.
sharif
Smart
sachay
decent
or pyare
dost milna bahut muskil he
Me abhi tak heran hu
Ki
tum Logo ne Mujhe Dhund kese Lia.
8. True LiNe~
"AGAR ZINDAGI KO Hamesha Khushiyon K SATH Guzaarna CHAHTE Ho To
"
Jyada Se Jyada LOGO K Gham Suna Karo, KABHI DUKHI NHI RAHOGE.
"AGAR ZINDAGI KO Hamesha Khushiyon K SATH Guzaarna CHAHTE Ho To
"
Jyada Se Jyada LOGO K Gham Suna Karo, KABHI DUKHI NHI RAHOGE.
9. Boy Calld FM Radio & Said-I Found a Walet Wid 15000/ & ID Of Mr.Sonu Gupta
RJ-U Wnt 2 Retrn His Walet
Boy-No I Wanna Dedicte Him a Sad Song.
RJ-U Wnt 2 Retrn His Walet
Boy-No I Wanna Dedicte Him a Sad Song.
10. Subah-subah Aankh khuli toh Pyari si Koyal boli, uth dekh kya Nazara hai.Maine kaha ruk pehle Salam bhej du us Dost ko,jo is Subah se bhi Pyara h
11. DOSTO Ki DASTAN Jab Waqt SUNATA H
To Hume Bhi Koi DOST YAAD Aata Hai.BHUL Jate He Hum ZINDAGI K GaM Jab Aap Ke MOBILE Se 1 PYARA Sa SMS Aata H
To Hume Bhi Koi DOST YAAD Aata Hai.BHUL Jate He Hum ZINDAGI K GaM Jab Aap Ke MOBILE Se 1 PYARA Sa SMS Aata H
12. Ye vaadi ye fizaye yeh thandi-thandi Hawainye,
zor zor se chilla k hamara paigam aap ko sunaye,
aap khud uthoge ya hum pani daal ke jagaye?
zor zor se chilla k hamara paigam aap ko sunaye,
aap khud uthoge ya hum pani daal ke jagaye?
13. santa Chaddi pehen kar Cycle chala rha tha.
To
.
.
.
.
.
To ab kya wo Chaddi b utar de? Har baat me joke chahiye. Jaan lelo santa ki.
To
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.
.
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To ab kya wo Chaddi b utar de? Har baat me joke chahiye. Jaan lelo santa ki.
14. Aap kaun ho?
Msg kyon krte ho?
Mera no.
kisne diya?
Agli baar SMS mat krna?
Maine kabhi aisa kaha kya?
Nhi na!
To
fir
SMS Q nhi Krte?
Msg kyon krte ho?
Mera no.
kisne diya?
Agli baar SMS mat krna?
Maine kabhi aisa kaha kya?
Nhi na!
To
fir
SMS Q nhi Krte?
15. Love is a post card;life is a visiting card;wife is a memory card & lover is an invitation card but friendship is a ration card.Keep it safe
16. Ehsas Tujhe Ho 1 Din Teri Jfa Ka
Rula Na De Tujhe Khyal 1 Din Meri Wfa Ka
Tune Insan Sa SuLook Bhi Na Kia Mujhse
Tujhko Maine Drja Dia Khuda ka.
Rula Na De Tujhe Khyal 1 Din Meri Wfa Ka
Tune Insan Sa SuLook Bhi Na Kia Mujhse
Tujhko Maine Drja Dia Khuda ka.
17. Ab Kya Khu K Tuj Ko Mohabat Nhi Rhi
Teri Talab Me Pehli Si Shiddat Nhi Rhi
Ya To Teri Wafa'O Ka Mausam Guzar Gya
Ya Fir Tuje Meri Zrurat Nhi Rhi
Teri Talab Me Pehli Si Shiddat Nhi Rhi
Ya To Teri Wafa'O Ka Mausam Guzar Gya
Ya Fir Tuje Meri Zrurat Nhi Rhi
18. GOLU ne ghar
se airport enquiry call ki aur Pucha
Madam punjab se AMERICA tak ka kitna safar h?
Receptionist
One second sir
GOLU-Ok thanks
se airport enquiry call ki aur Pucha
Madam punjab se AMERICA tak ka kitna safar h?
Receptionist
One second sir
GOLU-Ok thanks
19. Hr DraD ki DAWA Nhi Hoti
Hr DEEP Bujhane Me HAWA Nhi Hoti
Koi MUHABBAT Krke Na_MILE
ye Alag Baat
Mgr
Hr Na_MILENE Wali Hasti BEWAFA Nhi Hoti
Hr DEEP Bujhane Me HAWA Nhi Hoti
Koi MUHABBAT Krke Na_MILE
ye Alag Baat
Mgr
Hr Na_MILENE Wali Hasti BEWAFA Nhi Hoti